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Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain
immature language, now in dot-to-dot format! Put down the
resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these dot-to-dot
activities will soothe your stress and save your work week. Perfect
your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these
swear-filled pages. Focus on something other than bills and
remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of activities.
Take some of the stress out of adulthood and connect the hell out
of the dots in this activity book.
Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws.
Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of
year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time.
Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top
of your lungs for everyone to "fuck off." When you've had a shitty
month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and
soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I'm
Colouring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your
favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults.
Colour inside the lines - or out, you can do as you damn well
please - and find that inner peace that's buried in there
underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in
this colouring book include: - Sleigh me - You're a ho ho ho! - On
the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me... - Have a
shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It's beginning to
feel a lot like fuck this This colouring book features 50 kickass
designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of
bullshit. Use coloured pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or
even crayons - these colouring pages are printed on one side so you
don't have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking
masterpieces. It's time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out
your frustration on these creative and empowering colour pages
instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and colour through the
twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I'm Colouring.
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